Some of you may have noticed that I’m always sitting in the front row when something important is happening. It’s kind of a habit from me. Today another giant step for mankind was going to be achieved: “Comet Landing” on comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. I grabbed my lunch (since mom was shopping) and flew with my TARDIS to comet 67P. Continue reading
A few weeks ago, my mom went to a convention, called “FACTS”. I was thinking that stands for “Foster A Cat To Safety”. When she came home she had a lot with her but no cats. The worst thing she brought with her was a Dalek mom and her siblings! Now you know Daleks and me are like fire and water: ” we don’t match”. I know their plans to exterminate us and humanity. They know I would do anything to stop them. Mom told me she would foster them and then put them up for adoption. Yes, it was a foster event but not my kind of scum to foster. Continue reading
I woke up and my TARDIS was gone. Normally it leaves a note: “I’m shopping” or something like that. But not this time. The basket where he normally sleeps was empty. You know waking up this way is horrifying. First thing that came to my mind was, that the Timelords took it away as punishment for my last adventure. Continue reading
The past weeks I got reports in that kittens and cats didn’t get any tuna or less tuna then normal. So I had to investigate that. I would be outrageous that cat parents would save money on the favorite noms of their beloved cats. I would say that way is no way to go. I visited my companions that are always helping a paw. Continue reading
The away-teams were out for a search and rescue mission in different universes and planets. I was pawing that they would find leads to Amy. The rabbits didn’t hear anything on this planet. They were kind of disappointed in themselves because they couldn’t help.
The dogs only smelled cats, but no Amy. They are still sniffing around on this planet, as they stop with every tree. I don’t think I should wait on them again.
What do we know about Amy her situation? The crack in my wall isn’t visible to humans, that is a fact. Mom talked about Amy, but she doesn’t remember that she revealed her full name: “Amy Pond”. The Silence has done something to my mom. The other fact is that she has a beautiful paw, what makes her a member of the feline society. When a member of the feline society needs help then we felines should help without hesitation.
The first task is going to be difficult, we have to find Amy! I searched every spot in my house (Even moved my seats). Couldn’t find her. Where is she? I pretty certain that she isn’t on this Earth! Maybe in the past or maybe in the future. I have to find out but I cannot do it on my own. So I called my team of superheroes felines to paw me out!
We, The Cats, are going to war against those pesky Daleks. It’s time that we end this plaque of large flees. We won’t explain, we will not elivate and certainly not obey! We are cats at war no dogs! We have to make plans. Big plans, purrfect plans, ruthless plans to the end.
Mr. Mooch, Morton, silvertje, Miss Wilby, Tooga, Rupurrt are a part of my war council. We will make a plan A, a plan B and if all fails we can still “Run”.
We will win this fight for the sake of our tuna and the glory of ” Our tail”. Continue reading
Mom: “What is the Tardis doing in your basket?”
Billy: ” Tardis was sleepy, gave it a place to nap”
Mom: “What did you do with The Tardis, that he is so sleepy?”
Billy: ” Went Podracing with Morton for Mayor & Mr. Mooch and Friends. We went to the beach & met HRH from Tooga Tales en we did plenty more. Can I talk about later or tomorrow? I need a nap, then breakfast, then you have to work, so I won’t have time to tell you the details”.
Mom: “I understand, so you did cool stuff with cool cats?”