Foster Fail Facts

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A few weeks ago, my mom went to a convention, called “FACTS”. I was thinking that stands for “Foster A Cat To Safety”. When she came home she had a lot with her but no cats. The worst thing she brought with her was a Dalek mom and her siblings! Now you know Daleks and me are like fire and water: ” we don’t match”. I know their plans to exterminate us and humanity. They know I would do anything to stop them. Mom told me she would foster them and then put them up for adoption. Yes, it was a  foster event but not my kind of scum to foster. Continue reading

Finding Amy – Part 2

Photo2381The away-teams were out for a search and rescue mission in different universes and planets. I was pawing that they would find leads to Amy. The rabbits didn’t hear anything on this planet. They were kind of disappointed in themselves because they couldn’t help.

The dogs only smelled cats, but no Amy. They are still sniffing around on this planet, as they stop with every tree. I don’t think I should wait on them again.

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Finding Amy! – Part 1

What do we know about Amy her situation? The crack in my wall isn’t visible to humans, that is a fact. Mom talked about Amy, but she doesn’t remember that she revealed her full name: “Amy Pond”. The Silence has done something to my mom. The other fact is that she has a beautiful paw, what makes her a member of the feline society. When a member of the feline society needs help then we felines should help without hesitation.

Photo2291The first task is going to be difficult, we have to find Amy! I searched every spot in my house (Even moved my seats). Couldn’t find her.  Where is she? I pretty certain that she isn’t on this Earth! Maybe in the past or maybe in the future. I have to find out but I cannot do it on my own. So I called my team of superheroes felines to paw me out!

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Catsterminate – part 1

We, The Cats, are going to war against those pesky Daleks. It’s time that we end this plaque of large flees.  We won’t explain, we will not elivate and certainly not obey! We are cats at war no dogs! We have to make plans. Big plans, purrfect plans, ruthless plans to the end.

Mr. Mooch, Morton, silvertje, Miss Wilby, Tooga, Rupurrt  are a part of my war council. We will make a plan A, a plan B and if all fails we can still “Run”.

We will win this fight for the sake of our tuna and the glory of  ” Our tail”.  Continue reading

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Sleepy Tardis


Mom: “What is the Tardis doing in your basket?”

Billy: ” Tardis was sleepy, gave it a place to nap”
Mom: “What did you do with The Tardis, that he is so sleepy?”
Billy: ” Went Podracing with Morton for Mayor & Mr. Mooch and Friends. We went to the beach & met HRH from Tooga Tales en we did plenty more. Can I talk about later or tomorrow? I need a nap, then breakfast, then you have to work, so I won’t have time to tell you the details”.
Mom: “I understand, so you did cool stuff with cool cats?”
Billy: “ZZZZZ”