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Sunny crafty Weekend

Crafty birthday Yesterday, I little bird whispered in my ear that a fantastic person in the universe had her birthday! Clara, The Impossible Dalek made a strawberry soufflé and I made a crafty present. I dressed up like a real gentlemen and flew with the TARDIS to her home, unfortunate Miss Ellen was not home, she went to some cat stuff thing in a museum. We decided to eat the soufflé and I believe Phoebe said she would give her  the present… although she mentioned something about being her birthday month and that she would keep it, but I’m not certain about that.

When I returned mom was also gone, she went on a shopping spree to a craft shop…  guess how many yarn she brought back?

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The Boyfriend

MR Pink and Billy My Clara,
What happened to you? My Soufflé girl. My Impossible Dalek. We were a perfect team. You made the tuna soufflé and I ate it. Why do I have the feeling you have been deleted out of my life. The one and only single Dalek I really cared about.
You know for a time cat it is heard to talk about these feelings. I saw worlds born, stars die. Friendship was hard, saying goodbye was harder. I opened my heart for you (and my mouth for your tuna soufflé) but now you did something… you fell in love…
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Mickey & Rickey

DSCN3677Finally back from hunting turkeys. I had a blast, I went to a planet that had only turkeys as living creatures, I was there many years ago, so I went back. I lost track of time and space. They evolved, they have libraries and stuff like that. I could say I caught one but that would be a lie. The babies are so sweet. My return was a bit more stress. I forgot about Clara and the soufflé, she told you it was a surprise but the foster fails told me about it. So when I returned, she threw the soufflé at my head, so she didn’t lie that she threw away the soufflé. Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Hello my frDSCN2622iends, it’s me Clara “The Impossible Dalek”. First I want to wish all my American friends a “Happy Thanksgiving”. Second, I’m going to make a soufflé, special for Billy. That silly Time Cat wants to impress the ladies by catching his own turkey for Thanksgiving. Now, this Dalek is smarter and I went shopping… just bought the biggest turkey in the universe. I got so excited that I “Exterminated” it. Now, we will have to do it with the second biggest turkey in the universe. Continue reading

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Halloween Party 2015 – Part 2

12141494_10153947111573676_7134432181886257539_n Hello my friends and welcome to our second Halloween party of the year, 2015. Mom decided to put our Halloween decoration out to get the swing into the party. Clara, The Impossible Dalek decided to cook some stuff to try out for this week Halloween party and I must say: “We went berserk”. This resulted in some death Halloween decoration. Mom was not happy, I can tell you that. We decided to serve the “Catnip Pumpkin latté” this evening because it was so freaking awesome! Continue reading

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The Summer Of The Daleks – Part 2

DSCN2619 Due to circumstances, beyond our control, we had to cancel our adventure. Billy sneaked up on us and tied us to moms desk. This is not funny, we should exterminate Billy for doing this. While we were tied up Clara, The Impossible Dalek made diner for Billy… can you believe that? One of our own turning against us… Now, we cannot leave this unrevenged…

The Daleks, out of adventure and looking for revenge…

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Clara Oswald – The Impossible Dalek

DSCN2262As promised I will you introduce to our newest member of the family: “Clara, The Impossible Dalek”. A While back she was shipped to us and mom could not say no to this Dalek. Yes, my opinion didn’t count again. So we are getting here a real Asylum of The Daleks.

She is now out of quarantaine. Been checked out by our Dalek-vet “Mr. Mooch” got her shots, a flee treatment and declared healthy.  She got fixed so she cannot have “Dalek babies” . That is the only good news.

This means also another mouth to feed but I’m not going to share my food with Clara, no way! Mom don’t even think about it to give her my meat.

In the first picture she is a bit shy but that didn’t take long.

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