My name is Dalek Mom but you can call me “Missy”. First I want to welcome you at banana party. I hope you all got your banana with you. If not you are not allowed to enter the party and I have to Exterminate you. Second I will be the adult responsible for this party so as an adult I will be in charge to overlook if you behave or misbehave. If you misbehave I won’t hesitate to exterminate you all!
Kittens under a year are not allowed to have catnip, if you I see you kittens with catnip I will exterminate you and will have a chat with your parents.
Now lets get this party started with a song about banana’s
Have fun and “EXTERMINATE until the party ends”
2.Ripley, Roo, Rooster, Rudy – the cat of many names joined us with his banana. I don’t know if he is strangle it with his paws or is in love with it. Still have to investigate it…
Felix is “attending” this party with his napping personality. I hope he awakes before the party will be ending! I think he is squeezing the banana with the weight of his body, I good way of extermination
The first 3 who forgot their banana are lucky ones, Mia Samtpfote has some bananas on spare with her for share to her friends. Or should I ‘Missy’ destroy them for the fun. Exterminate the bananas!
Kitties of Rock brought kind of a banana with them. I think it’s a bit overripe and is ready to explode. The question is here: “To Exterminate or not to exterminate” before it’s explode. You can find the owner of this dangerous banana on his Facebook page
The first gang arrived at the party, with only one banana. I see a reason to exterminate them! This is the first party so maybe I should a tiny bit lose on the rules. What do you think?
You find this gang on the following Facebook page: Pepper & onion
Look Blue from The Netherlands arrived with the banana. I always was thinking banana’s in The Netherlands were orange and that cats there walked on wooden shoes but no just regular paws.
Ok, Blue from Jolijn and Blue you may enter the party! You can visit them in The Netherlands but I think it’s easier you go to their Facebook page
Mr. Mc.Goo arrived with a banana! Yes, ladies he is a real party animal I heard. Blind but capable to put his paws on the right spot, not many DALEKS can do that, ok I don’t any can do that. Mr. Mc.Goo honored to have you at this party, let’s dance with me Missy, I won’t promise I will exterminate you after the dance! Visit my dancing friend on his Facebook page!
Szander The Kat is also ready to party! His catnapped a banana from his mommy and dragged it all the way to here. Hope he still has the strength to party. Welcome Szander I hope you have fun. The ladies are waiting for you to have a dance. Szander is not Facebook.
Next Saturday we have part 2 of the party, you can still join us for the fun, send your photo to email@example.com
I going to join this party now, dancing Dalek mom, unique in history of the Daleks!
See you all later when the party ends…
Signed by the one and only awesome Dalek mom.
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